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wtfofl
Written by
strongbad
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MA: Mature Audiences - Adult
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You look through the paper and find the following jobs:
Mc.Dipshit's - Requires no schooling.
Dick in Donuts - Requires no schooling.
Some business job for smart people - Requires some college
You have 3 choices:
Go get smart for the smart people job!
Screw it. Go for Mc.Dipshit's
Screw it. Go for Dick in Donuts
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