wtfofl

You easily get the job. You begin to work there from 6:00am to 6:30pm, you take the name too literally and, with a plastic glove you dip people's shit in the grease pot, and spread it like butter across their burgers. It didn't smell due to perfume that you had accidently on purpose sprayed on the shit that you were using.


Eventually, someone finds out, it turns out they suffered a violent illness due to the shit they had just eaten, they sue the 'company' for food poisoning, and you're unmercifully fired. Now what?