The demon scam

You growl, trying to come up with something mean. "If you don't come back down, I'll... I'll paint your kitty green!"

Merle gasps at the mere thought. "You dummie!" she cries, but you don't really care right now. "Just come down, and it won't have to happen."

Sobbing and complaining, Merle starts to climb back down. Safely on the ground, she turns away, sulking. "Meanie..."