Interdimensional Traveler

"You have been brought here for a purpose..." the man tells you. "The new World President has passed laws decriminalizing every vice under the sun...and now it's impossible for people like me to make any money...
You wonder why he thinks you are supposed to care, but you keep listening.
"It was bad enough that Prohibition was repealed five years ago, but now they've made marijuana legal, and there's people pressing to decriminalize cocaine, heroin, and even METH!"

He looks at you. "Look, I need your help. Are you in or out?"