Interdimensional Traveler

"If you help me, I will guarantee you can live the rest of your days in style in this dimension, all expenses paid. You will never have to worry about money again, because I will immediately declare martial law and end all elections, so nobody will ever challenge me for the Presidency again."

It occurs to you that a tape recorder you have been carrying was somehow turned on in your travels, and is still recording. You might be able to take this tape to President Glau and see if you can get a better deal from helping her than you can from Pauly Shore. What does he really have anyway? Summer Glau controls an entire COUNTRY! Something to think about.
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