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The Adventures of George W. Bush

"Alright, I'll do it!" Let's see, you figure Mecca is due east so you hang up the phone and bow in that general direction, chanting : "Allah is God. Allah is God. Allah is God..."

And as the missile strikes Washington and incinerates you, you continue chanting that until you are nothing but a bunch of scattered atoms. Damn Iranians!
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