The Adventures of George W. Bush
For some reason, Brit Hume is subbing for the usual Fox reporter in the White House press corps, Carl Cameron. Hume is looking at you adoringly.
"Go ahead, Brit." you say.
"Mr. President, you are in excellent physical condition. At a recent physical, you weighed in at a svelte 191 pounds, your body fat has dropped three percentage points from last year, and your resting heart rate is 47 beats per minute, over 20 beats less than the average male your age. How do you stay in such excellent shape?"
Oooh. A verbal crotch-snuggle from Brit Hume is sure a great way to start off the day!
"Well Brit, I try to eat right, excercise by riding my mountain bike and trimming brush at my ranch. I also try not to work so hard, heh heh heh!"
Brit shoots you a beaming smile and silently mouths the words "I love you".
That was easy! Who do you want to call on next?
"Go ahead, Brit." you say.
"Mr. President, you are in excellent physical condition. At a recent physical, you weighed in at a svelte 191 pounds, your body fat has dropped three percentage points from last year, and your resting heart rate is 47 beats per minute, over 20 beats less than the average male your age. How do you stay in such excellent shape?"
Oooh. A verbal crotch-snuggle from Brit Hume is sure a great way to start off the day!
"Well Brit, I try to eat right, excercise by riding my mountain bike and trimming brush at my ranch. I also try not to work so hard, heh heh heh!"
Brit shoots you a beaming smile and silently mouths the words "I love you".
That was easy! Who do you want to call on next?