The Whole World In Your Hands

Time to make some money! Being the clever devil you are, you set people up for minor injuries (the wire in the park, the knife in the school, the land mine on the football field you know the drill). Soon people are flocking to your practice in want of big moola. And you can give it to them.

Soon a new case comes, the man's name is Mr. Dobbs. It seems Mr. Dobbs had a little accident with the President: his internship went awry when he made unwanted andvances. Mr. Dobbs, even though he hailed from Boston, is a member of the Episcopal church, and has never had a kid claims he is not gay and President Bush wrongfully violated him.

While you don't stand to make much money directly off this case liberal-interest groups are promising a reward if you get Bush out of office, and it is a handsome price indeed (and Hillary promised you her vagina!!!). But it won't be easy. Presidents have ducked this type of thing before, and now we got the gay factor...

Still, you can do this. You know you can. But what will be your major argument?