The Whole World In Your Hands

You call Hilary on the phone. "Hey Hil," you begin. "It's Robert Lewis, your most hated opponent. Let's say we call this election off, and be friends. I mean, we're both interested in politics, we both LOVE women, and we both love Bill! Wanna come over and we can see what happens?"

There is a pause. No! It's a man! It's....Bill!!!!! "Now I'm mad!" he yells. "I'm going to debate your ass off! I'll compromise until you're dead!"

And you are killed by Bill Clinton. Just wondering, did you really think this would work?