The Whole World In Your Hands

It's going to be a tough road to victory, but once you're President the rest will be easy as pie. You need to launch a strong campaign, for the primaries are coming in five months! The first thing you need to do is join a political party. Of course, the two biggest are the Democrats and the Republicans. As money is something you're a little short on these days, joining the Republicans might be a good idea because they have as many billionaires as you'll ever need to secure all necessary funding. The Republicans also have the support of the powerful religious right. But of course, they are evil, and you've already deviated from the course that would make you Evil Boy Genius, so...