CRACK ATTACK!

You flee the scene, dashing madly through the store, heedless of who or what stands in your way. The security guards never have a chance of overtaking you. You see, crackheads are almost on the same level as Olympic marathon-runners when it comes down to it - and you are no exception.

Out in the parking lot you pause to catch your breath. Well, this isn't exactly working out as you planned. You need some crack!! Time for Plan B: