CRACK ATTACK!

You decide to follow through with your act of depravity and swallow it all down like a good boy should. Mmmm mmm, good. You've made the right decision. Nicely done. Everytime you swallow, an angel gets it's wings. And look, Jesus is doing a little dance just for you. Get jiggy with it, Jesus! Hell ya!

As your reward, Bobby weighs you out over a quarter ounce of crack. SCORE! "Now get on outta here," he tells you. You happily oblige! You arrive back at your apartment, the tangy taint of another man's love-juice still lingering in your mouth. You could fly higher than an eagle right now, 'cause crack is the wind beneath your wings.

The only question presenting itself to you now is: should you smoke it all at once, or ration it out over several days?
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