The Ninja Epidemic

You turn around and make your way out of the wooded area. Suddenly ninjas drop down from the tree limbs like a black rain of death.

You try to defend yourself but realise the futility of your actions even as you make them. In seconds you are dead, sword after sword stabbing into you like your body is a pin cushion for swords.

You can't deny that you regret hitting the ninja on the country road that night.