The Ninja Epidemic

You wait for them to attack and aren't surprised when they both jab forward in a simultaneus effort. You try to dodge the attack, but find this an impossability. One of them penetrates your flesh. You're not sure which one it was, but it doesn't matter.

You are struck several more times on your way to the ground. You lose conciousness on your way down. You never return from the sleep they put you in.

Every once in a while you think about how you could have done things differently, but then you realise that it wouldn't matter. When ninjas are after you, there is no hope. Unless you're samurai. And you were never a samurai.
End Of Story