The Ninja Epidemic

You dodge to the side and the sword whooshes past your head, splitting a few hairs on your head as it goes by. You watch in horror as the sword suddenly changes direction at waist level and cuts into your side.

The pain leaves a stinging, burning sensation where it struck you as it is pulled away. You clutch at your side as blood gushes out. You fall to the ground and die.

The other ninjas laugh at you.
End Of Story