The Ninja Epidemic

You sit down on your couch and relax aas much as you can. Ninjas. Who would have thought that you would ever find yourself pressed with a ninja epidemic? Who would have thought that you would ever find yourself being hunted by ninjas?

But here you are on your livingroom sofa awaiting the return of your cousin and arrival of your friends so that you can combine your forces to rid youselves forever of this ninja plague.

So engrossed on the unusualness of your situation are you that you don't notice the movements behind you until it is too late. You feel cold steel cut into your throat and blood drips down into your lungs.

All is lost, you realise. All is lost.