The Ninja Epidemic
There's no way she'd believe you to be innocent. You tell her you're playing hide and seek with Harry, and thanks alot, she just ruined your hiding spot. She looks confused, and you run away while she is still trying to figure it out.
You charge down the stairs and out the door. You continue to run up the road. While running, you hear a scream from Harry's house. She found him.
You keep running, making your way home as quickly as possable. You hear sirens in the distance, and can't help but worry that they are coming for you. Your fears are confirmed when a police cruiser pulls up in front of you.
"Shit." You say under your breath. The cops get out of the vehicle and aprehend you. They slam you down on the hood and cuff you while reading your rights. You try to tell them about the ninja invasion, that the ninjas are responsable for Harry's death. But they don't believe you. Would you believe you? I wouldn't.
It is all very sad. They throw you in the pen and you consider yourself lucky that you aren't ass raped. The hearing doesn't go well. You're attorney enters your plea as not guilty by reason of insanity. But the jury thinks the whole ninja story is too elaborate to come from an insane persons mind.
One night as you lye awake in your cell, you hear something scraping around in the lock to your cell. Not long after the cell door swings open.
At first you don't see anything, but then you notice a black form against the dark, and a glint of steel speeding towards your neck.
They have caught up to you at last.
You charge down the stairs and out the door. You continue to run up the road. While running, you hear a scream from Harry's house. She found him.
You keep running, making your way home as quickly as possable. You hear sirens in the distance, and can't help but worry that they are coming for you. Your fears are confirmed when a police cruiser pulls up in front of you.
"Shit." You say under your breath. The cops get out of the vehicle and aprehend you. They slam you down on the hood and cuff you while reading your rights. You try to tell them about the ninja invasion, that the ninjas are responsable for Harry's death. But they don't believe you. Would you believe you? I wouldn't.
It is all very sad. They throw you in the pen and you consider yourself lucky that you aren't ass raped. The hearing doesn't go well. You're attorney enters your plea as not guilty by reason of insanity. But the jury thinks the whole ninja story is too elaborate to come from an insane persons mind.
One night as you lye awake in your cell, you hear something scraping around in the lock to your cell. Not long after the cell door swings open.
At first you don't see anything, but then you notice a black form against the dark, and a glint of steel speeding towards your neck.
They have caught up to you at last.
