Another Monday Morning

You grab the nearby phone and call the police. They tell you to hide and that they'll be there in a matter of minutes. You hide under your bed and wait. Someone walks into your room and starts searching for valuables. He looks under your bed. It's a criminal. He smiles and is ready to take you out when he gets pulled up by a police officer. "We finally got you, scumbag!" Another officer helps you at. "Thanks," he says. "You helped us catch a notorious thief and murderer. There was a $5,000 reward for him, too!" You smile with glee. You caught a bad guy and get tons of cash. Guess it was good to stay home today after all.