THE DAY

You're actually early enough that you can park in front of the building. You do so and you walk in. You look at the gold letters over the receptionist's desk which read "Invirokwesticoncorp", the name of your company this week. You think they might have something to do with IT, but you mostly just drink coffee and play minesweeper. The boss is your cousin's husband, it's not like they're going to fire you.

By now, you've been standing in the lobby so long that your feet are getting tired. Also, you're no longer on time.