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You decide this is all just TOO cool and ask, "You know, Fred, this is all really cool, but is there any chance I could just have ALL of these powers?"

At this, Fred's face darkens with anger, then rage. Apparently, he's only laid-back until someone questions his way of doing things.

"You impudent, spoiled HUMAN!!" he bellows. "You could've been revered as a GOD, but that wasn't good enough, was it?!?"

"No... no... you see..." you stammer, but it's too late. Fred's fury is unleashed in a searing, fiery bolt that incinerates you immediately, leaving only dust behind in Heaven, Jr.

Becoming a Returner, you fall back into your walk across the quad at Gotchamoney U, for the rest of your life wondering what the void is in your life... until it's filled with a speeding bus. Nice job, Mr. Greedy.
End Of Story