Criminals
You push open the door to the gunshop.
"May I help you, sir," the owner asks.
"Yea," you say out of breath. "Some asswipe is chasing me...trying...to kill...me. I...I need something to defend myself. All I got is this shitty knife." You lay the knife on the counter. "What's the cheapest gun you got?"
He looks at you with a raised brow. "Sir, the cheapest gun I can sell to you is an old shotgun. It's $85 dollars."
"May I help you, sir," the owner asks.
"Yea," you say out of breath. "Some asswipe is chasing me...trying...to kill...me. I...I need something to defend myself. All I got is this shitty knife." You lay the knife on the counter. "What's the cheapest gun you got?"
He looks at you with a raised brow. "Sir, the cheapest gun I can sell to you is an old shotgun. It's $85 dollars."