TRASH
Well no sense in backing out now, if you're gonna do something incredibly stupid, might as well do it all the way. You and Dan head upstairs.
"Alright Dan, where the hell does he keep his money?"
"In his bedroom, in a safe."
"What the hell Dan, do I look like a fuckin' safe cracker? How are we supposed to get the damn thing open?"
"Its cool man! I know the combination!"
You and Dan enter the room and Dan immediately goes over to a closet and starts to open a safe that lies inside of it. You look out the window and take the opportunity to ask another question.
"Dan if you knew all this shit already, why the hell didn't you just do this, yourself?"
"I dunno, I always felt like I might need someone else around, just in case something went wrong."
"Yeah, like the fuckin' dealer coming home! I just saw someone pull up in a fuckin' van!"
"Aaagh! That's him! We gotta get the hell outta here!" Dan says and starts grabbing all the money and throwing it in the bag.
"Shhh! Calm the fuck down! I hear the door opening."
"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I knew this was a bad idea!" Dan continues to whine.
"Yeah, you really screwed the pooch on this one." you add, trying to figure out what to do next.
"Alright Dan, where the hell does he keep his money?"
"In his bedroom, in a safe."
"What the hell Dan, do I look like a fuckin' safe cracker? How are we supposed to get the damn thing open?"
"Its cool man! I know the combination!"
You and Dan enter the room and Dan immediately goes over to a closet and starts to open a safe that lies inside of it. You look out the window and take the opportunity to ask another question.
"Dan if you knew all this shit already, why the hell didn't you just do this, yourself?"
"I dunno, I always felt like I might need someone else around, just in case something went wrong."
"Yeah, like the fuckin' dealer coming home! I just saw someone pull up in a fuckin' van!"
"Aaagh! That's him! We gotta get the hell outta here!" Dan says and starts grabbing all the money and throwing it in the bag.
"Shhh! Calm the fuck down! I hear the door opening."
"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! I knew this was a bad idea!" Dan continues to whine.
"Yeah, you really screwed the pooch on this one." you add, trying to figure out what to do next.