TRASH
Well it's a big closetÂ…the both of you could probably fit inside.
"Dan get in the closet!"
"What?"
"Get in the fuckin' closet! Shit ya oughta be used to being in it by now! Move!"
You shove Dan in the closet and get in it with him, and close the door.
"Hey what the hell was that suppose to mean Mel?" Dan asks, suddenly getting the "joke."
"Quiet!" you say as you hear foot steps coming up the stairs.
The plan is when the dealer opens up the closet; you're going to shoot him in the face, a simple plan, but an effective one.
You hear the footsteps coming into the bedroom, and you tighten the grip on your pistol in anticipation. You see a figure moving around from the keyhole of the door. Then nothing happens. The figure leaves, and soon you hear the front door slam. He's left.
You and Dan breathe a sigh of relief and exit the closet.
"Fuck, that was close! Okay I also know where he keeps his drug stashÂ…"
"NO! We're getting the fuck outta here right now! I came for the money; you steal his drugs on your own!"
Dan looks a bit disappointed, but leaves with you. When you get home you divide the money up, then Dan leaves to probably go buy crack from the same guy he just ripped off.
You buy beer, cigarettes and porn to keep you occupied for the rest of the day, then Tina comes home and she keeps you occupied for the rest of the night.
"Dan get in the closet!"
"What?"
"Get in the fuckin' closet! Shit ya oughta be used to being in it by now! Move!"
You shove Dan in the closet and get in it with him, and close the door.
"Hey what the hell was that suppose to mean Mel?" Dan asks, suddenly getting the "joke."
"Quiet!" you say as you hear foot steps coming up the stairs.
The plan is when the dealer opens up the closet; you're going to shoot him in the face, a simple plan, but an effective one.
You hear the footsteps coming into the bedroom, and you tighten the grip on your pistol in anticipation. You see a figure moving around from the keyhole of the door. Then nothing happens. The figure leaves, and soon you hear the front door slam. He's left.
You and Dan breathe a sigh of relief and exit the closet.
"Fuck, that was close! Okay I also know where he keeps his drug stashÂ…"
"NO! We're getting the fuck outta here right now! I came for the money; you steal his drugs on your own!"
Dan looks a bit disappointed, but leaves with you. When you get home you divide the money up, then Dan leaves to probably go buy crack from the same guy he just ripped off.
You buy beer, cigarettes and porn to keep you occupied for the rest of the day, then Tina comes home and she keeps you occupied for the rest of the night.