The Adventures of George W. Bush
You quickly board the giant airliner and fly from the White House just as the missle hits. Your plane barely makes it out of the ensuing fireball.
But, while on board, you recieve a phone call from a mysterious individual. It turns out France had a secret. What is the man telling you?
But, while on board, you recieve a phone call from a mysterious individual. It turns out France had a secret. What is the man telling you?
You have 3 choices:
- The man tells you he has hijacked Russia's stock of nuclear weapons and is threatening to blow the United States away.
- The man tells you that he has mind-controlled the UN and is threatening to turn them on you!
- The man tells you that he has escaped the nuclear missle with France's top-secret weather control technology and is threatening to destroy the U.S.A via unusual weather phenomena.