TRASH
"Fine, I'll flip your goddamn rat burgers then!" you say and head to the kitchen.
You put some meat substitute on the grill, not even bothering to remove the hair, and begin to flip them. You're actually pretty calm for a total of 2 whole minutes before two of your co-workers start getting on your nerves.
"So I said to Jed, I don't care if you got a car, I'm still not sure if I want you to do that to me."
"Did he try that with you too? When we were going out, he always wanted me to do that, so I eventually let him."
"Really what happened?"
"She fucking squealed like a goddamn pig when he fucked her in the ass!" you shout rudely. "Jesus fuckin' Christ, will you two little bitches shut the fuck up? This burger flipping is pointless enough without having to listen to you two split tails yammer on about your anal sexcapades!"
One of the future welfare mothers of America is very hurt by your remark and runs off crying, the other gets very mad at you.
"Who the hell do you think you are? I'll get my boyfriend Jed on you! I'm telling Billy!"
You ignore her threats, and start spitting in the burgers as a sign of your contempt, soon Billy comes out of his office very mad. "Peggy Sue here tells me you sexually harassed her."
"What the fuck? I didn't do shit! I just called her and her friend annoying bitches!"
"That's sexual harassment; you were creating a hostile work environment! You're fired dickhead!"
You put some meat substitute on the grill, not even bothering to remove the hair, and begin to flip them. You're actually pretty calm for a total of 2 whole minutes before two of your co-workers start getting on your nerves.
"So I said to Jed, I don't care if you got a car, I'm still not sure if I want you to do that to me."
"Did he try that with you too? When we were going out, he always wanted me to do that, so I eventually let him."
"Really what happened?"
"She fucking squealed like a goddamn pig when he fucked her in the ass!" you shout rudely. "Jesus fuckin' Christ, will you two little bitches shut the fuck up? This burger flipping is pointless enough without having to listen to you two split tails yammer on about your anal sexcapades!"
One of the future welfare mothers of America is very hurt by your remark and runs off crying, the other gets very mad at you.
"Who the hell do you think you are? I'll get my boyfriend Jed on you! I'm telling Billy!"
You ignore her threats, and start spitting in the burgers as a sign of your contempt, soon Billy comes out of his office very mad. "Peggy Sue here tells me you sexually harassed her."
"What the fuck? I didn't do shit! I just called her and her friend annoying bitches!"
"That's sexual harassment; you were creating a hostile work environment! You're fired dickhead!"