TRASH
"Oh fuck you Billy! You're the one getting your half incher sucked by sixteen year old bitches on a regular basis and you call me a fuckin' perv? And you can take this fucking job and shove it up your fat fucking ass! This fucking hairnet's fucking up my mullet anyway!" you shout and throw it in his face and then kick him in the balls. (At least you think you do, considering all his blobby flesh its hard to tell, but it seems to have the desired effect.) And punch him in the face.
As he falls to the ground in pain, his mounds of flesh seem to jiggle in a slow motion type way, some of "him" hits the grill and you can smell the cooking of flesh. Mmm smells like bacon!
While Billy screams in pain from his third degree burns, you grab Peggy Sue's tits.
"How's THIS for sexual harassment?" you say and she screams and goes running off. You then go into Billy's office and take the bottle of liquor that he keeps in his desk as worker compensation. Finally, you then take the opportunity to piss on the floor, which clears everyone out of the building pretty fast.
You get home and watch wrestling, drinking the whole time. Soon Tina comes home and looks at you in dismay, but too tired to argue.
"Let me guess, you got fired already for being a complete dick to everyone." She says.
"You know me so well, and that's why I love you baby." You say taking another drink.
As he falls to the ground in pain, his mounds of flesh seem to jiggle in a slow motion type way, some of "him" hits the grill and you can smell the cooking of flesh. Mmm smells like bacon!
While Billy screams in pain from his third degree burns, you grab Peggy Sue's tits.
"How's THIS for sexual harassment?" you say and she screams and goes running off. You then go into Billy's office and take the bottle of liquor that he keeps in his desk as worker compensation. Finally, you then take the opportunity to piss on the floor, which clears everyone out of the building pretty fast.
You get home and watch wrestling, drinking the whole time. Soon Tina comes home and looks at you in dismay, but too tired to argue.
"Let me guess, you got fired already for being a complete dick to everyone." She says.
"You know me so well, and that's why I love you baby." You say taking another drink.
