What Ho!

"I'll teach you to talk to me like that, sir!" you say, and punch the ugly bloke right in the snoot. He goes down like a sack of potatoes. Clearly, he had no idea he was up against Peter Postletwaite, former bare knuckle scourge of Eton!

The Scotty wags his approval at you, and the beautiful girl across the street gasps as she is smitten by your manly charms.

Smiling smugly, you realize that all the above is a complete nonsensical fantasy, and you're going to have to make a real choice or end up part of the pavement.
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