Another Monday Morning
Did you really just spell the word "clothes" like "close?" I'm sickened. Oh right, so the ambulance gets there, and you ask the paramedics for some "close."
"Hey, can I have some close?" you say.
"Huh, what?" says one of the paramedics. "Did you say close, or clothes?"
"What's the difference?" you reply.
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to kill you now for your stupidity."
"What?" you say, confused. The paramedic stabs you in the heart with one of the knives in the morgue. You die... but you were so "close" to living.
"Hey, can I have some close?" you say.
"Huh, what?" says one of the paramedics. "Did you say close, or clothes?"
"What's the difference?" you reply.
"Yeah, I'm gonna have to kill you now for your stupidity."
"What?" you say, confused. The paramedic stabs you in the heart with one of the knives in the morgue. You die... but you were so "close" to living.
