The Evil Biscuits

As you're thinking about what you should do, a movie that you've watched recently pops into your head. Home Alone... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ I mean the first Home Alone movie, not any of the others. You decide to set traps up all around the house just like Kevin. You gotta be quick, because the thing is already pounding on the front door. Astonishingly, you set up all of the traps in a singular minute. Wow! Anyways, you grab a knife, fork, some food, and water and head down the stairs, shutting the door behind you. Your family is already under some furniture, so you decide to hide under a piece of furniture too. Upstairs, the thing steps on the legos scattered and screams in an extremely high pitched voice. Suddenly, more come in through the windows and front door. Luckily, one of them sets off a chain reaction that sends them all off to one of Jupiter's moons. You wonder if you should go defeat all the biscuit guys or if you should just stay here where it's safe.