The Evil Biscuits

You have to do what you have to do- WOAH! ... You tripped on the legos on the floor and tripped on your own roller skate trap, falling down the stairs and slipping on the mayonnaise you left on the floor as a final resort. Your family now has to survive the biscapocolypse without you...

THATS GOTTA HURT ENDING - Oof... that's gotta hurt. Real bad...
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