That river in Egypt
"I need a lawyer!"
"Oh yeah? I could give one of your friends a call and ask them to come over. I'll show them your cage of course, and they can help represent you! Do you want to explain the case to them or leave that one up to me? I'm sure your friend would be more than happy to hear about what a subby pet I intend to make you. Would you like a jury as well? I could invite all of my friends over to see you like this. They could watch the case and assess the evidence that I present against you"
"No wait, no lawyer don't do that"
"Hehe didn't think so. Anything else?"
"Oh yeah? I could give one of your friends a call and ask them to come over. I'll show them your cage of course, and they can help represent you! Do you want to explain the case to them or leave that one up to me? I'm sure your friend would be more than happy to hear about what a subby pet I intend to make you. Would you like a jury as well? I could invite all of my friends over to see you like this. They could watch the case and assess the evidence that I present against you"
"No wait, no lawyer don't do that"
"Hehe didn't think so. Anything else?"