That river in Egypt

"I feel like I've beaten you before"
"That is a crazy thing to say to somebody, what on Earth do you mean by that?"
"Oh nono, I mean like, fuck"
The drunk guy was lost for words, he had something to say but there was no way he could salvage this. Luckily, she spoke for him.
"Are you saying you beat Rennala in Elden Ring? Since that's my name?"
"YES thank goodness"
"Oh dear you really must work on your wording there"
"So uhh, why are you named Rennala?"
"Because she is the 2nd prettiest bossfight"
"Umm why did your parents go for the second and not the first?"
"If my parents named me after the prettiest bossfight in Elden Ring, then my name would be 'Ancestor Spirit' and that's my sister's name"
The drunk guy had acquired the knowledge he sought after, so he decided to walk away. Rennala thought about how all of her friends seemed to be named after Elden Ring characters. What a strange coincidence.
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