That river in Egypt
"I heard that there was a Keplerian at this party"
"A Keplerian? How much have you had to drink?"
"Yeah a Keplerian, an alien from the exoplanet Kepler-22B"
"Oh shit. Let me know if you find it"
"I will, they are pretty easy to spot. I've actually been abducted before"
"Oh really? Did you see the aliens?"
"Not really. I drank a lot and I went home with this woman. I don't remember what happened, but when I woke up my butthole was sore. They obviously probed me. And I'm surprised they got to me, she was carrying a gun with her. I didn't see the gun but she said that she was strapped or something like that"
Rennala giggled to herself.
"Right... you got probed by aliens. That sucks random drunk guy, she should have defended you with the strap she was wielding"
"Mhm. So I heard that one of the Keplerians was at this party, I need to confront it. Do you want to go hunting with me?"
"A Keplerian? How much have you had to drink?"
"Yeah a Keplerian, an alien from the exoplanet Kepler-22B"
"Oh shit. Let me know if you find it"
"I will, they are pretty easy to spot. I've actually been abducted before"
"Oh really? Did you see the aliens?"
"Not really. I drank a lot and I went home with this woman. I don't remember what happened, but when I woke up my butthole was sore. They obviously probed me. And I'm surprised they got to me, she was carrying a gun with her. I didn't see the gun but she said that she was strapped or something like that"
Rennala giggled to herself.
"Right... you got probed by aliens. That sucks random drunk guy, she should have defended you with the strap she was wielding"
"Mhm. So I heard that one of the Keplerians was at this party, I need to confront it. Do you want to go hunting with me?"