A Library Adventure
The smell is horrid and your colleagues flee in terror, holding their noses and trying not to vomit.
Overpowering yourself with your own fetid stench, you stagger back and fall to the floor.
The river of poop that you expelled moments ago runs down your legs and pools across the floor just as the Library's tame cleaner, T-Dawg, walks past.
T-Dawg slips in the mess and falls to the floor, head cracking on the edge of a nearby desk.
There were several witnesses to this and, as T-Dawg died from a brain injury following this fall, you are sent to prison following a high profile court case.
Nine days into your sentence, you accidentally step on the foot of Mad Dog McGurn, underworld hitman, and McGurn slits your throat with a sharpened piece of carrot they happened to be holding at the time.
For you, the adventure is over.
Overpowering yourself with your own fetid stench, you stagger back and fall to the floor.
The river of poop that you expelled moments ago runs down your legs and pools across the floor just as the Library's tame cleaner, T-Dawg, walks past.
T-Dawg slips in the mess and falls to the floor, head cracking on the edge of a nearby desk.
There were several witnesses to this and, as T-Dawg died from a brain injury following this fall, you are sent to prison following a high profile court case.
Nine days into your sentence, you accidentally step on the foot of Mad Dog McGurn, underworld hitman, and McGurn slits your throat with a sharpened piece of carrot they happened to be holding at the time.
For you, the adventure is over.
