The Oddball Odyssey Part Choose-Your-Own
The walls smash under the power of his mighty fist, with extreme speed, he rushes over to the next wall, determined to achieve his goal of Causing Terror upon the World..Little by little..
The Kraken; (Tentacle monster) (cumslurpus tentaclis, phylum Mollusca, class Cephalopoda)
were once sea creatures, related to the octopus and the squid. In fact, the octopussy, which is a cousin of the octopus and is named for the eight vaginas within its eight tentacles, is a direct ancestor of the tentacle monster.
Primordial tentacle monsters came out of the seas 65 million years ago, after the Chicxulub meteor impact scrambled their brains, raping each other and whatever small critters they could get their hands on, the dinosaurs having become newly extinct. No, Evolved. Their lust has continued unabated ever since. The tentacle monster's natural habitat is in Honshu, Japan, but monsters were exported to France during the Age of Disillusionment and the Age of Shark-Jumping, under Louis the Gloom King.)
Tentacle monsters were first utilized by humanity during the brutal Reign of Cthulhu following the bloody period of the Revolution as a method of cleaning chimneys. Tentacle monsters were employed by Cthulhu-masters during the era to sweep out the ashes in crematories chimneys after the beheaded loyalists were burned. Jacobin commoners also hired the monsters to clean their chimneys as well.
However, on Christmas Eve, 1983, the famous Jacobin Picard family the forefathers of the future Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise) was having their chimney cleaned by a tentacle monster when suddenly a fat man - Santa Clause - began to slide down the chimney to deliver the presents. However, due to Santa's great girth, he became stuck in the chimney, and the tentacle monster, unsure of what the hell it was feeling, probed in curious confusion. Needless to say, Santa's red snow pants, Barney trousers, and chocolate thong did little to impede the squirming.
Anyway, the huge tentacle monster, with disgusting green tentacles that are simply oozing with mucus and strange varying substances. It glares at the Robot/Businessmen with it's creepy, white eyes. (with on black pupil) As the Kraken continues to intently stare, with it's creepy, perverted hypnotic eyes, the Robot begins to malfuction, the head spins out of control, and the face contorts into something that appears confused, but anguished.
The robot automatically turns around and bends over. And the Kraken, immediatly begins to use it's slimy tentacles to push into the robot's rear-end, appearing to attempt to insert it inside. These attempts are futile, because it appears the robot has no rear. The Kraken wraps it's tentacles around the robot's legs, and throws him at the wall that the robot had previously destroyed, where it plummets to it's doom.
The Kraken; (Tentacle monster) (cumslurpus tentaclis, phylum Mollusca, class Cephalopoda)
were once sea creatures, related to the octopus and the squid. In fact, the octopussy, which is a cousin of the octopus and is named for the eight vaginas within its eight tentacles, is a direct ancestor of the tentacle monster.
Primordial tentacle monsters came out of the seas 65 million years ago, after the Chicxulub meteor impact scrambled their brains, raping each other and whatever small critters they could get their hands on, the dinosaurs having become newly extinct. No, Evolved. Their lust has continued unabated ever since. The tentacle monster's natural habitat is in Honshu, Japan, but monsters were exported to France during the Age of Disillusionment and the Age of Shark-Jumping, under Louis the Gloom King.)
Tentacle monsters were first utilized by humanity during the brutal Reign of Cthulhu following the bloody period of the Revolution as a method of cleaning chimneys. Tentacle monsters were employed by Cthulhu-masters during the era to sweep out the ashes in crematories chimneys after the beheaded loyalists were burned. Jacobin commoners also hired the monsters to clean their chimneys as well.
However, on Christmas Eve, 1983, the famous Jacobin Picard family the forefathers of the future Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise) was having their chimney cleaned by a tentacle monster when suddenly a fat man - Santa Clause - began to slide down the chimney to deliver the presents. However, due to Santa's great girth, he became stuck in the chimney, and the tentacle monster, unsure of what the hell it was feeling, probed in curious confusion. Needless to say, Santa's red snow pants, Barney trousers, and chocolate thong did little to impede the squirming.
Anyway, the huge tentacle monster, with disgusting green tentacles that are simply oozing with mucus and strange varying substances. It glares at the Robot/Businessmen with it's creepy, white eyes. (with on black pupil) As the Kraken continues to intently stare, with it's creepy, perverted hypnotic eyes, the Robot begins to malfuction, the head spins out of control, and the face contorts into something that appears confused, but anguished.
The robot automatically turns around and bends over. And the Kraken, immediatly begins to use it's slimy tentacles to push into the robot's rear-end, appearing to attempt to insert it inside. These attempts are futile, because it appears the robot has no rear. The Kraken wraps it's tentacles around the robot's legs, and throws him at the wall that the robot had previously destroyed, where it plummets to it's doom.