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Postal Dude doesn't have time for your shenaniganery, he pisses on you until you projectile vomit (which Postal Dude's dog Champ licks up enthusiastically), then proceeds to fling modded fidget spinners at you until you're minced into cotto salami with your flesh slices landing neatly inside of Champ's food plate like stacked pancakes.