The Adventures of George W. Bush
As you planned you steamroll through France with ease, I mean, if Hitler can do it, so can you. It's always good to follow in the footsteps of great world leaders.
But according to Texas, the South won the Civil War, and Germany won WWII. So you think you're all fine and dandy in France, you think you're never going to be attacked.
But here comes Great Britain.
Not expecting at attack, you fall just as easily as the attack. In no time you are captured and about to stand on trial for war crimes (you stuffed a baguette up some guy's butt).
How do you plea?
But according to Texas, the South won the Civil War, and Germany won WWII. So you think you're all fine and dandy in France, you think you're never going to be attacked.
But here comes Great Britain.
Not expecting at attack, you fall just as easily as the attack. In no time you are captured and about to stand on trial for war crimes (you stuffed a baguette up some guy's butt).
How do you plea?