The Adventures of George W. Bush

You tell the twins to get out their Nirvana box set. But after one whole disc worth of b-sides and rarities, you've just about had all you can stand. "Thank God that's over with!" you say.

"Wait, Dad! There's still two more discs to go, plus a DVD!" Barbara explains.

You tell Barbara and Jenna that you've had just enough of this crap, and perhaps they have some other Nirvana that's easier to listen to.