The Adventures of George W. Bush
You walk in to John Ashcroft's office. Any normal person would question why someone that resigned the position of Attorney General over a year ago still has an office in the department, but the thought never crosses your mind.
You see him dutifully reading his Bible, as he does every weekday from 8 to 11 in the morning.
"Hey, John!" you say. "What did you want to see me about?"
Mr. Ashcroft closes his Bible, carefully marking his place with a bookmark. "Oh, I just wanted to make sure that you read your Bible verses for today, Mr. President. Because the Second Coming will present itself VERY SOON NOW and we can't have a President that isn't up too snuff on his Bible when that happens, now can we?"
"No worries, John. I read the verses."
"Good" Ashcroft says. "Anything else you want to talk about?"
You see him dutifully reading his Bible, as he does every weekday from 8 to 11 in the morning.
"Hey, John!" you say. "What did you want to see me about?"
Mr. Ashcroft closes his Bible, carefully marking his place with a bookmark. "Oh, I just wanted to make sure that you read your Bible verses for today, Mr. President. Because the Second Coming will present itself VERY SOON NOW and we can't have a President that isn't up too snuff on his Bible when that happens, now can we?"
"No worries, John. I read the verses."
"Good" Ashcroft says. "Anything else you want to talk about?"