The Adventures of George W. Bush

Rummy's in a bad mood, but you know just what would brighten his spirits. "Hey Donald, tell me about the time you met Saddam Hussein on December 20, 1983!"

Rumsfeld cracks a big smile. "Oh yeah, that was great fun! There is so much to talk about though. Do you want to hear about what Saddam was like or the policies we talked about?"