The Adventures of George W. Bush

"Screw Kerry!" you yell as the campaign bus convoy picks up speed. "Fighting him would just bring him undeserved media attention."

Five minutes later, the bus mounts a large hill. When it reaches the crest, you see that the road up ahead is blocked by several hundred protestors waving anti-Bush signs. Those punks!

The bus driver turns to you. "How should we proceed, Mr. President?"