The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
You ask Levi to explain his pants.
"I call them jeans!" He yells. "I invented them with no help! They're great and have pockets! Cut them at the knee and make jorts! Everybody is wild about my jeans! Would you like a pair of jeans?!"
"I call them jeans!" He yells. "I invented them with no help! They're great and have pockets! Cut them at the knee and make jorts! Everybody is wild about my jeans! Would you like a pair of jeans?!"