The Ballad of Crud and Horgus v1.1
You shoot Slimy Scott in the abdomen. The crowd immediately begins booing. "Oh wow! Who could have seen this coming? Sheesh!"
Slimy Scott falls to his knees, goo and blood dripping from his terrible body. "Hey!" He yells. "Aw man! I hate this!" Slimy Scott passes out, collapsing to the floor. Three mysterious men in black suits rush out onto the arena, lifting Slimy Scott and dragging his body off stage.
The crowd continues booing, "We hated Slimy Scott but at least he doesn't use a gun!"
Slimy Scott falls to his knees, goo and blood dripping from his terrible body. "Hey!" He yells. "Aw man! I hate this!" Slimy Scott passes out, collapsing to the floor. Three mysterious men in black suits rush out onto the arena, lifting Slimy Scott and dragging his body off stage.
The crowd continues booing, "We hated Slimy Scott but at least he doesn't use a gun!"