Five-In-One

Penguins?! I thought they were weasels! Weasels, got that? W-E-A-S-E-L-S!!! Not P-E-N-G-U-I-N-S!!!

What?! What do you mean they're frickin' the same! No, they're not! See, check the dictionary! Weasels and penguins are different!