Another Monday Morning

You politely tell the Grim Reaper that you'd like to keep your soul, and to go away and never come back. You slam the door and attempt to walk back to the shower, but when you turn around the Reaper is standing behind you.

Startled, you kick the reaper in the groin thinking you'll stun him. But as the reaper is all bone and there is no groin to kick he simply grabs you in a headlock and performs a running bulldog, followed by 2 elbow smashes and a leg drop. He then claims your soul and carts you off to another dimension.
End Of Story