Blind Date
You lean forward and kiss her full on the mouth with the intention to take her breath away. She tries to kiss back, but snorts as the nasty odor wafts through the air.
She chokes and pushes you away. "I'm sorry, it's just that, it smells so bad here!"
She chokes and pushes you away. "I'm sorry, it's just that, it smells so bad here!"