Another Monday Morning

You grab two handfuls of her very ample breasts and receive a kick to the groin for your efforts. You double over in pain as she leaps out of the shower and turns the water on full hot, scalding you. "What kind of girl do you think I am?!?" she screams and flees the house. You are in the worst agony of your life and ponder why you didn't just buck up and go to work this morning.