The Jenn Frank SuperMegaAdventureFun Tour

The machine picks up.

All Jenn can hear is heavy breathing and Mack Knife playing in the background. She listens to a good two minutes of panting before a voice comes on the line.

"Hey lover. Let's get drunk on Miller Highlife Lite and watch some Nascar Tonight. I know you're there, you can hear me breathing. Peaces, Pete."

Disturbed that Pete is a Nascar fan...
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