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Another Monday Morning

Now that you've taken off all your cloths, you take off your clothes too. Now, Jimmy might be high, but he's not faggot. Jimmy also mystical powers. He uses them on you and you transform into a unicorn. That was stupid, Jimmy, cuz now you're gonna impale that wanker with your horn.

IMPALE! You prance about his dead body... wait... now you're stuck as a unicorn. Cool!
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