The Drakes of Heaven and Earth.
Erza Scarlet: That's actually a perfect name for the three of us…
Chico Hammitt: Yeah...I guess we are a team now...Name and all…
Triplets Grimm: And what about us?
Clayton Grimm: Well...You three would be the Heirs of the Crowns…Or the Copper Mountain Triplets...
Copper Mountain Triplets: That's a good name for us…
Natsu Dragneel:[Queasy] HEY! You three are a part of OUR team!
CG: And what's your Team Name?...[Joking] Team Natsu?!
Happy: Aye!
CG: Wait...Seriously?!...I was joking...But seriously!? Team Natsu?!
Gray Fullbuster: That's a terrible Team Name…
ND: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, SLUSH-FOR-BR-*Gag!*...
CG: Gray's right...That name is terrible...Or at the very least narcissistic…
Hap: Oh, yeah!? Like you could come up with a better name…
CG: Yeah!...Dragon's Bane!…
Everyone: Dragon's Bane?!...
CG: Yeah...Most of us are Dragon Slayers...So it makes the most sense…
Lucy Heartfilia: That's actually a good Team Name…
Griff:[To Erza] So, Erza…
CG:[Interrupting] Hang on Griff!...I've got news for Erza...But first…[He rummages through his Giga-Pack until he pulls out a bottle of Sangria labeled “Titania's Scarlet Sangria. A Grimm Heights production”, being made and bottled by the new staff of The Grimm Heights Hotel] Here you are![He made a set of crystal glasses and pour a glass of sangria in all of them, handing the bottle and first glass to Erza]
ES:[Reading the bottle] Wait...You've named a drink after me?
CG: Thank Ben for that…[Handing a glass of sangria to everyone excluding the Awol wizards] This is to congratulate you…
ES: Congratulate me?!...For what?!
CH: For us being multitrillionares girl!...Rocco's going to give us each 20% from the Orichalcum we got him…
ES:[Speechless] I'm...A multitrillionare?!...
Awol wizards:[Shocked] WHAT!?! SINCE WHEN!?!
CG: Since we finished our quest in Gednuyama...
LH: Wait! You all are filthy stinking rich!?!
CH: Yeah...Now I'm richer than my old man…
CG: How rich is he?
CH: Barely a multimillionaire…
ES: Makes sense...I pay 500,000J a month for rent at Fairy Hills…
LH:[Confused] Fairy Hills?...What's that?
CH: No one ever told you? Fairy Hills is a Female-only dormitory that almost every girl apart of Fairy Tail lives at…
GF: Yeah...It was girls-only...Until some guy spent the night there...Clayton…
ND:[Queasy] Wait...You spent a night at the Hills?...That's crazy!...Even Loke hasn't been there before!...Only Happy's been there...Is it as magnificent and majestic as he said it is?
CG: Honestly...It a bit bland for a girls-only space...I should know...I use to live at a girls-only village for about three years…
ES: That's something I never really understood...Why is the Moon Village women exclusive?
[Clayton and Griffin looked at one another]
CG: Happy...Could you sit this talk out?...
Hap: Why?
Griff: Just do it, or I'll knock you out!
Hap:[Scared] Aye, sir! Don't hurt me![He leaves their earshot]
CG: Okay...You all know the birds and the bees...Right?
Everyone:[Awkwardly] Y-yeah…?
Griff: Well...Imagine that with a gigantic bird and a humongous bee...And all the shaking that would cause onto the Earth…
CG: So...The giantess birds and giant bees decided to separate themselves into separate villages...So they...Don't destroy the land with their...Fertilization…
Everyone:[Disgusted] Ewww!
Griff: However...They still need to reproduce...So...They designated a set of underground cave systems to...Commence intercourse...They even dubbed these caves as…”The Sacred Caverns of Procreation”…
Everyone:[Disgusted still] EWWW…
CG: It's actually what makes the “Natural” geysers in Hosenka be as powerful as they are...Which is why it's such a popular Spa Town…
Everyone:Utterly Disgusted] EWWWWW!!!
ND: Man...I don't know what's making me more sick...The ship, or that explanation…*Gag!*
Gednus:(FYI, Clayton's ancestor, Abraham Grimm, created those caverns centuries ago…)
Gaedey:(Yes!...And we were the first ones to test it out…)
G&G:([Giggling with memories])
CH:[Quietly] Gross…
Griff: Anyways...Erza!...I thought it necessary to tell you that Master Makarov may not be at Fairy Tail when we arrive…
ES: How do you know that?
Griff: I'm a clairvoyant...Though...Not as good as Habi*...Still...There's a high probability that he won't be there when we make it back to Magnolia...Even higher that he'll fail to properly reprimand these awols…
ND,GF&Hap: Yes!
Griff: Given this knowledge...Would you like to have me or Clayton punish them?
ES:...
Habi-Former member of the SSF. Specializes in Foresight Magic.
Chico Hammitt: Yeah...I guess we are a team now...Name and all…
Triplets Grimm: And what about us?
Clayton Grimm: Well...You three would be the Heirs of the Crowns…Or the Copper Mountain Triplets...
Copper Mountain Triplets: That's a good name for us…
Natsu Dragneel:[Queasy] HEY! You three are a part of OUR team!
CG: And what's your Team Name?...[Joking] Team Natsu?!
Happy: Aye!
CG: Wait...Seriously?!...I was joking...But seriously!? Team Natsu?!
Gray Fullbuster: That's a terrible Team Name…
ND: NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, SLUSH-FOR-BR-*Gag!*...
CG: Gray's right...That name is terrible...Or at the very least narcissistic…
Hap: Oh, yeah!? Like you could come up with a better name…
CG: Yeah!...Dragon's Bane!…
Everyone: Dragon's Bane?!...
CG: Yeah...Most of us are Dragon Slayers...So it makes the most sense…
Lucy Heartfilia: That's actually a good Team Name…
Griff:[To Erza] So, Erza…
CG:[Interrupting] Hang on Griff!...I've got news for Erza...But first…[He rummages through his Giga-Pack until he pulls out a bottle of Sangria labeled “Titania's Scarlet Sangria. A Grimm Heights production”, being made and bottled by the new staff of The Grimm Heights Hotel] Here you are![He made a set of crystal glasses and pour a glass of sangria in all of them, handing the bottle and first glass to Erza]
ES:[Reading the bottle] Wait...You've named a drink after me?
CG: Thank Ben for that…[Handing a glass of sangria to everyone excluding the Awol wizards] This is to congratulate you…
ES: Congratulate me?!...For what?!
CH: For us being multitrillionares girl!...Rocco's going to give us each 20% from the Orichalcum we got him…
ES:[Speechless] I'm...A multitrillionare?!...
Awol wizards:[Shocked] WHAT!?! SINCE WHEN!?!
CG: Since we finished our quest in Gednuyama...
LH: Wait! You all are filthy stinking rich!?!
CH: Yeah...Now I'm richer than my old man…
CG: How rich is he?
CH: Barely a multimillionaire…
ES: Makes sense...I pay 500,000J a month for rent at Fairy Hills…
LH:[Confused] Fairy Hills?...What's that?
CH: No one ever told you? Fairy Hills is a Female-only dormitory that almost every girl apart of Fairy Tail lives at…
GF: Yeah...It was girls-only...Until some guy spent the night there...Clayton…
ND:[Queasy] Wait...You spent a night at the Hills?...That's crazy!...Even Loke hasn't been there before!...Only Happy's been there...Is it as magnificent and majestic as he said it is?
CG: Honestly...It a bit bland for a girls-only space...I should know...I use to live at a girls-only village for about three years…
ES: That's something I never really understood...Why is the Moon Village women exclusive?
[Clayton and Griffin looked at one another]
CG: Happy...Could you sit this talk out?...
Hap: Why?
Griff: Just do it, or I'll knock you out!
Hap:[Scared] Aye, sir! Don't hurt me![He leaves their earshot]
CG: Okay...You all know the birds and the bees...Right?
Everyone:[Awkwardly] Y-yeah…?
Griff: Well...Imagine that with a gigantic bird and a humongous bee...And all the shaking that would cause onto the Earth…
CG: So...The giantess birds and giant bees decided to separate themselves into separate villages...So they...Don't destroy the land with their...Fertilization…
Everyone:[Disgusted] Ewww!
Griff: However...They still need to reproduce...So...They designated a set of underground cave systems to...Commence intercourse...They even dubbed these caves as…”The Sacred Caverns of Procreation”…
Everyone:[Disgusted still] EWWW…
CG: It's actually what makes the “Natural” geysers in Hosenka be as powerful as they are...Which is why it's such a popular Spa Town…
Everyone:Utterly Disgusted] EWWWWW!!!
ND: Man...I don't know what's making me more sick...The ship, or that explanation…*Gag!*
Gednus:(FYI, Clayton's ancestor, Abraham Grimm, created those caverns centuries ago…)
Gaedey:(Yes!...And we were the first ones to test it out…)
G&G:([Giggling with memories])
CH:[Quietly] Gross…
Griff: Anyways...Erza!...I thought it necessary to tell you that Master Makarov may not be at Fairy Tail when we arrive…
ES: How do you know that?
Griff: I'm a clairvoyant...Though...Not as good as Habi*...Still...There's a high probability that he won't be there when we make it back to Magnolia...Even higher that he'll fail to properly reprimand these awols…
ND,GF&Hap: Yes!
Griff: Given this knowledge...Would you like to have me or Clayton punish them?
ES:...
Habi-Former member of the SSF. Specializes in Foresight Magic.